I’ve been getting back into my Washington fandom roots (don’t worry, I’m still with Chiefs Kingdom as well), and I can assure you that Miami is going to bury the Commies. Maybe it’s a higher-scoring game than expected with Jaelan Phillips out, which means Sam Howell is safer in the pocket, but that’s really not saying a whole lot. Also the Commies defense is non-existent, which I don’t think is due to a lack of talent because they have great defensive tackles and some underrated pieces in their secondary, but even with JaQ Del Rio fired, I don’t think the coaching will be there to limit anything Mike McDaniel is capable of. And linebackers? What linebackers? Pfft, Raheem Mostert’s gonna be fine.
I’m sorry, who are you?