Seriously this is some Jay Cutler revisionism

Houston is doing the same thing that we are, shifting o linemen around to try to bail water out of a sinking ship, and they’re vying for the division. And they’re much better. Last year we at least had Lewan go down and mess up plans. It felt like the o-line had nowhere to go but up and it’s just stayed stagnant. For all the “rah rah we’re a tough physical team” I feel like none of that reflects at all anymore.

Half the kitchens and bathtubs in 1963 were that exact shade of yellow for some reason

What is a “Mike Brown” and will it help us win

As someone who was not a believer in Levis, wanted Malik to succeed, and has a lot of affinity for Tannehill . . . I remember thinking that when Dobbs and Malik were starting last year, my thought was always, “if Tannehill was starting, we’d have won that one.” But my thought after this game was that we wouldn’t have won that one without Levis. I think it’s a little early to say that we’re back or that he’s definitely the guy for the future, but I legit can’t remember the last time we outplayed a division leading team. His deep ball is amazing and is exactly what the offense needs to spread opposing defenses to open the box for Henry.

Jonnu failing to get a touchdown, feels like 2019 again

Every time Levis lines up under center, he runs it. Every time Henry lines up under center, he throws it. Pooch punt every other third down. Go for every fourth down you have. If you can’t convert, line up for a fifth down. Dare the refs to stop the play. Fuck it, go crazy. Let’s have fun