Ah fuck it’s gonna be joe(barry)ver

May this start a trend where we are the shiitters in, and not those that get shitted in

^umg

Like replacing my skin with Five Gum

Couldn’t really watch much because I was emceeing another event in town, but it looks like we….

#SHIT IN ‘EM UM GOD

Hmm, wild. Basically all of these teams look absolutely terrible on paper

I really do hope it’s Bane’s foot bothering him and not yet another case of shooters on the Grizzlies being unable to shoot

We should probably just rest Bane the rest of the game. He’s clearly not 100%. Can’t make anything and has had some bad turnovers

We, uh, suck

Mr. Bungle

Our perimeter and ISO defense does flat out stink, but we’re completely injured. We won’t be able to see if the starting lineup is better with or without Dillon because we won’t have Stevo all year. It’s not shocking that a team featuring Desmond Bane, Jaren Jackson Junior, occasionally Marcus Smart, and a lot of dudes who wouldn’t be in a 10 man rotation on most other teams is struggling at basically everything

It’s gotta be some form of curse at this point. Witch, warlock, wizard, sorcerer, druid, idk, but one of them mystical folk must be to blame. Cursed to brick while watching our opponents set franchise records. There simply isn’t a rational explanation (outside of being injured and terrible, but that’s too easy an out)

We couldn’t score

I genuinely do not give a shit what a bunch of people who are still learning algebra have to think

He’d have to get better at literally everything you want from a PF other than scoring

Advocating for relocating a team is the dumbest argument you can make, but I guess this is r/nba after all

The Grizzlies were in Vancouver for a mere 6 years and won a total of 101 games in those 6 seasons. Literally every notable moment of successful basketball has happened in Memphis

Regardless. Always expansion. Never relocation.

Advocating for relocating a team is the dumbest argument you can make, but I guess this is r/nba after all

The Grizzlies were in Vancouver for a mere 6 years and won a total of 101 games in those 6 seasons. Literally every notable moment of successful basketball has happened in Memphis

Regardless. Always expansion. Never relocation.

I started KW3, Aaron Jones, and Achane

So, like, it makes perfect sense, but it’s still lame as hell that Rose can’t play 10~20 minutes in consecutive days

Bad throw, but you can’t tackle the receiver before the ball is there

I certainly never had a doubt