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kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

I will never understand cat people

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I will never understand cat people

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  • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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    40 minutes ago

    I will never understand visual humor

    FTFY

  • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Lot a prudes in this thread.

  • DreamButt@lemmy.world
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    Y’all need to lighten up. Cats love showing their butts. It’s funny

  • ssillyssadass@lemmy.world
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    I think Japanese culture considers such details to be cute

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    13 hours ago

    Am I alone in thinking this is funny? I mean, I wouldn’t buy this cookie cutter on its own, but if I bought a collection of cat cookie cutters, I’d definitely use this one too.

  • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I’d rather just the cutout. If I wanna subject people to buttholes, I can make them with frosting.

  • RatBastard@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    That’s not “cat people” bruv that’s fuckin weirdos

    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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      Cat people are fuckin weirdos.

      I got 5.

      • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Can confirm I am cat person, I am weirdo.

        🐱 🥰

  • felixwhynot@lemmy.world
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    I once went to a party with candy kitty litter… compete with tootsie roll poop. It was weird

    • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Dude, it wasn’t candy… We kept trying to stop you but… Well you know how you get when you’re on acid. It was fucked you ate like six cat turds before you passed out.

  • TheCynicalSaint [they/them, he/him]@lemmy.ml
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    I’m a cat person and I find this gross. And a tad concerning. Just, why?

    • StarMerchant938@lemmy.world
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      In fairness, this do be what cats look like from behind.

    • Nightsoul@lemmy.world
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      Same, I don’t get why people think animal buttholes are cute.

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    You can use this to blame cat people, but this is just a class of people obsessed with buttholes and poo. I’m remembering a post a while back where someone had made a little dog bun, and if you pressed down on it, chocolate came out of it’s butthole. Nasty.

    Edit: Pic is the first thing I got off google typing in ‘dog bun you press that has chocolate come out.’ Obviously this wasn’t the same thing I was talking about but I refuse to search further.

    • expatriado@lemmy.world
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      lol, that one was one step too far for me, i could take it until the feces

      • flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I want to put food in my mouth. It’s okay if the food is shaped in pleasing ways, but there’s nothing ‘pleasing’ to me about tiny assholes or fake poop. Hard. Pass.

        Did you see the Spy x Family movie? Why was there a like, 2 minute short in the middle about the God of Poo? The world is strange and inscrutable.

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          I bet I can guess how you felt about *Conker’s Bad Fur Day.

        • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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          I can explain.

          You see, the Imperial Cult of Japan fucked their whole culture in the head for decades and then America dropped two suns on them

      • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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        So many situations in my life where I’ve said this same thing.

    • kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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      Humans are messed up.

      In other news, I would totally buy a box of those to gift to my family.

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      They have fireworks that are dog-shaped, but the snake grows out the butt, and there’s a follower of some sparkly stuff

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      Obviously this wasn’t the same thing I was talking about but I refuse to search further.

      That’s exactly the thing you were talking about.

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      It’s a weird thing with Japanese culture, have never really understood why they like buttholes and poop so much.

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        There’s an aspect of Japanese folklore called “Shirikodama” or (roughly) “small anus ball”, which states that humans have a small ball/organ/jewel in or near the anus where their soul is stored.

        This is what inspired the name of “The Dung Eater” in Elden Ring, who would kill people and then “defile their corpse” to ensure their entire bloodline becomes cursed, as well as the Headless from Sekiro, which has a grapple attack where it removes Wolf’s soul via the nearby orifice.

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          So… the prostate? The soul is stored in the prostate? Has anyone told the “pee is stored in the balls” crowd yet?

          I assumed this was a joke or there was a lot more to it, but… apparently the Kappa just like to take your butt soul and refuse to elaborate.

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            The soul is stored in the balls

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      I draw the line at pompompurin neocat, cry, loud

      • flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I just got Hello Kitty Island Adventure and I want to get Pompompurin’s Mom and Dad to visit but they need so much stuff I don’t have yet!!

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    Wouldn’t a view from the front be better?

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      Cats don’t seem to think so.

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    I like my cat but I already see more of his butt than I’d like to, so I don’t get this obsession either.

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    I’m a cat people and I don’t understand. That’s awful.

    • zerofk@lemm.ee
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      “I’m a cat people” - Nastassia Kinski is that you?

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        I don’t get the reference, I’m afraid.

        • maccentric@sh.itjust.works
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          I believe she acted in the eponymous movie with Malcolm McDowell. Pretty great some from Bowie in that one too

  • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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    Same here. And I have a cat.

    I think. I rarely see her, so I’m not really sure.

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    Pompompurin moment

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