No seriously…… how… in the living fuck…. did we win that game? May our erections last us through thanksgiving.

  • AppleKinh828BEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Jared Goff said “No Mas” then preceded to shred the Bears defense.

  • Known_Chapter_2286BEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Not 100% sure but I think it’s because we scored more points than the Bears

    /s

  • goffense69BEnglish
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    10 months ago

    MCDC took Jamo into the blue tent and fed him a McFlurry cheeseburger resulting in a much needed TD. Jared Goff did the rest pretty much.

  • Jorihe84BEnglish
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    10 months ago

    I was so mad that after the Bears scored the FG to go up 26-14 i just walked outside and started checking light bulbs outside for literally no reason. I was FUMING. I came back in, looked at the TV again and vibe was different before starting the comeback and i just sat down and watched. Once Dmo hit that tuddy i was SCREAMING. When hutch got the safety, my wife and i were screaming to where the dog panicked and hid for 2 hours

  • mwjtitansBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Bears decided to be the Bears at the end of the day. Mix that with some grit and the death of SOL and we were able to pull a rabbit out of our ass and win this one

  • FlowbombahhBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Bears only got 10 points off of the 4 turnovers. They only moved the ball well twice the entire game (first drive and the turnover that resulted in a TD). Other than that they weren’t really moving the ball.

    Fields had lots of yards, but they weren’t at the times they needed them… Bears drives and results:

    First drive: 75 yards, TD First interception drive: 19 yards, Punt Second interception drive: -3 yards, fumble After Lions score drive: 62 yards, Field Goal After Lions score: -1 (end of half)

    After Lions punt: 50 yards, Field Goal After Lions fumble: 40 yards, TD Third interception: 20 yards, Field Goal After Lions punt: 70 yards, Field Goal After Lions TD: 1 yard, Punt After Lions TD: 0 yards, safety

    They were only able to get 76 yards and 10 points from the turnovers, despite being the best field position they got of all drives.

    Fields/Coaching continues to be afraid to throw the ball: 23 pass plays, 46 run plays.

    The Lions played super sloppy and had a bad showing on offense, but the Bears couldn’t capitalize, averaging only 2.5 points per turnover and even less per drive.

    If Goff is able to get back to his normal self, then in 2 weeks we won’t have a nearly similar score.

    Personally: If Vegas is lowering the spread or even putting the bears as winners next meeting, I’m taking the challenge on it.

    • WhippersnapperUT99BEnglish
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      10 months ago

      They were only able to get 76 yards and 10 points from the turnovers, despite being the best field position they got of all drives.

      As I see it, our defense allowed one bad touchdown on the first drive. The second touchdown was on a short field after the Craig Reynolds kick return fumble. Otherwise they allowed four field goals.

      Allowing field goals now and then is OK because IMHO no team is going to come out and kick the Lions to death.

      That 26 points number looks a little ugly, but IMHO our defense is an unsung hero in this one.

  • TurtleSquad23BEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Easy. We have the absolute WORST OC in the game. BEN fuckin’ JOHNSON.

  • WhippersnapperUT99BEnglish
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    10 months ago

    No seriously…… how… in the living fuck…. did we win that game?

    Our offense was hard to stop when it was not turning the ball over and we actually finished the first half with a 14-10 lead, and our defense held the Bears to a (for us) manageable two touchdowns and four field goals which isn’t so horrible considering that the team suffered 4 turnovers. Then when we needed it most both the offense and defense performed in the final 4 minutes.