I never had the issue as a professional chef. My diet consists of poutine and mountain dews. I take my daily poops in the morning before work. It is routine. If I need to take a leak it is before game. I had a sb report me for reporting him because he was afk first 4 min into game after pick phase. Like the world will stop for him releasing. It was a stomp like his toilet after use. There is a medical study, the study, which included 13 elite triathletes, found that defecation prior to cycling enhanced cerebral perfusion, therefore delaying fatigue. In other words, athletes who pooped before cycling at 80% VO2max, with a five-minute warmup prior, performed better because they were able to utilize oxygen more efficiently. Please poop before your games. Thanks

  • valveboyBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    poop with your headset on while waiting for the creeps to spawn.

  • embergottBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    I love to DC after 3 minutes and take a poop.

    If my team dont pause for me they don’t deserve to win anyway.

    So it’s like a shittest for me to find out if the game is worth playing or should I go next.

  • xGsGtBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    One of the things I hate the most is came back to queue and play and there is a fucking pause ALWAYS, I DONT understand why but every single ranked game has a pause, really hate that ahit

  • KevAngelo14BEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Solution: toilet gaming chair, or place your PC inside the toilet

  • miracle_aisleBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    I can never understand how anyone can finish pooping and come back after 4mins. I take 1-2mins to wipe my ass alone

  • heartfullofpainsBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    i can’t, ok? my poop only comes after hearing the match found sound.

  • Gin-feels-PeningBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    “Why you pretend like I can control it or I know what’s gonna happen?” U sound like my elementary school teacher. Lmfao this really reminds me how I responded her XD

  • ThornlessCactusBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    [please dont downvote me, this is just a joke, ffs chill man] For people with IBD/IBS, any advice? And for men with scary, muscular, gym hoe wives?