I’d have to fight the metrosexual fruit cake……I’d probably try to buy a gun.

  • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eeEnglish
    2·
    10 months ago

    Depends.

    How big is the Katamari at this point? If we’re talking starting size, I just need a good pair of boots and a moment to get stompin’. Sure, stepping on that thing might suck, but the Prince is tiny.

    If we’re bringing him up to my size… That fucker can roll up a tank. Weapons would just add to the density of the Katamari. I’m taking a week to dig myself a hole to hide in, and praying it’s deep enough to hide until he forgets about me, or he’s so large he rolls up landmasses. At that point, we’re all getting turned into a star.

  • EtheusRookBEnglish
    1·
    10 months ago

    Curses myself for not playing Peppa Pig or something.

  • reverend_c_flavaBEnglish
    1·
    10 months ago

    I’m fighting Big Boss. I’m stocking up on rations, and hiding in a cardboard box. May the claymores protect me

  • draggin_lowBEnglish
    1·
    10 months ago

    I think I have to build the greatest island nation ever… Im not sure how to beat El Presidente from Tropico 6

  • AwkwrdPrtMskrtBEnglish
    1·
    10 months ago

    Nothing; I’ll win by default.

    The game I last played didn’t really have a main character.

  • AwkwrdPrtMskrtBEnglish
    1·
    10 months ago

    Nothing; I’ll win by default.

    The game I last played didn’t really have a main character.

  • AwkwrdPrtMskrtBEnglish
    1·
    10 months ago

    Nothing; I’ll win by default.

    The game I last played didn’t really have a main character.

  • Magehunter_SkassiBEnglish
    1·
    10 months ago

    Canon Durge from BG3, a Level 12 Sorcerer.

    Probably not the best odds against someone who has access to Greater Invisibility, Disintegrate, and a history of home invasion

  • ivthreadp110BEnglish
    1·
    10 months ago

    The last game that I played was hide and seek with my cat. Pretty sure I would just sneak around the corner and go in a weird Direction so my chances of winning would be really great as she would try to find me and look around the wrong corner. Maybe 75% success right

  • tupe12BEnglish
    1·
    10 months ago

    The starting engi ship from FTL. I board it and fight them in a brawl, because that’s apparently their biggest weakness

  • huntersurgeBEnglish
    1·
    10 months ago

    since my last played game is dishonored 2… i take it that i need to fight a NG+ corvo sooo… on my way to get to the oversee… oh wait i killed them all well anyway as i switched my path i go tho the paolo’s ga… and they are all knocked out and paolo is dead… anyway i go lock my self in an iron cage,with no entry or exit except the metal door that is metal and locked and i have the key with me in the cage since corvo-me is too dumb to open the door

  • XarophhBEnglish
    1·
    10 months ago

    If I fight my tav from bg3, do we have to fight in turn based mode? Otherwise I think he’d decimate me

  • RaspberryAshleyBEnglish
    1·
    10 months ago

    Bro, my berserker from BG3 is cracked out, i’m not coming out of that fight