I’ll start:

  • if they keep switching between soldier and mei only, they clearly have trust issues with supports and need the ability to heal themselves without depending on others

  • Sombra or Tracer main make me feel like they actively think it’s their job to be the most annoying shit ever, and often succeed in being frustrating

  • Doomfist mains I assume are guys who think it’s cool mastering a niche like him

  • mercy mains I automatically assume is a woman (even though I used to main mercy and I’m a man)

  • zenyatta mains are either just very good with him or are sick of being asked for heals and swap to him as a “you were being annoying say now I really won’t heal you” nice

  • Moira are supports who maybe died to enemy DPS and tanks one too many times and decided to take matters into their own hands now

Etc

  • blebebabaBEnglish
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    1 year ago

    In my head I assume Mercy players are all really nice for the most part, but have a barely hidden thirst for blood that they send us to collect in their name.

    Widowmaker players have Ice in their veins, same with tracers

    Mei players are either cowards are scarily good strategists. There is no in between.

    Genjis are like roaches. There’s always at least one hiding somewhere, and you can’t get rid of them no matter what you do.

    Anas I assume are also really nice like mercy players, but are also really sick of dealing with DPS that have self esteem issues. And in my head I occasionally refer to them as mom unintentionally. Like not in a horny way, just like you’d acknowledge and do what they ask out of habit, like if she asked you to take your clothes to the washing machine or something.

    I’m somewhat biased admittedly, most supports I have an implicit trust of, assuming they know more about what’s going on and where I’m needed most.