If they only play Sym/Sombra/Mei… I know what you are, and girl, me too.

Dva mains help old ladies cross the street

Kiriko mains are currently planning to kill their family

Lucio mains are high

Mercy mains are judging all of their teammates

Reaper mains are playing naked

Orisa mains work a miserable job for 10 years but are too afraid to quit and look for something else to do for a living

Junkrat- your daily breakfast is Monster energy and cocaine

Reinhardt- The second the enemy tank does anything but a ReinvRein duel, you report them for toxicity

Illari- Youre actually a DPS main and got tired of being accused of being selfish because youre a DPS main

If you main hanzo and widow I assume you suffered a lobotomy in your youth

Hanzo, Widow, Sombra -------> assholes

As a Ram Main, what assumptions do you make of me?

I don’t really assume tbh lol. Personality of the player themselves means a lot more to me at the end of the day

Literally can confirm the Soldier/Mei one. I flex between roles, and I have characters that I play because someone else isn’t doing their job.

Tank:

If DPS can’t kill anything: Ram, Orisa, Zarya

If DPS can’t kill an Ana/Ashe/Hanzo/Pharah/Widow/Zen: D.Va

If Supports aren’t keeping me up (whether it’s my playstyle or theirs that’s the issue): JQ, Hog if it’s definitely my Supports not doing their job

If everyone has given up on my team and I’m suffering: Ball

DPS:

If Tank isn’t tanking: Mei, unless they’re at least semi decent and not Doom or Ball, then Sym

Supports can only heal Tank or are being petty: Mei, Reaper, Soldier

Supports:

If Tank isn’t tanking: Brig

If Tank Is hard feeding: LW

If DPS need help: LW (positioning), Zen (damage)

If DPS are only shooting tank: Moira or Zen

If DPS are worthless: Moira

If DPS need to be babysat and Tank is Doom or Ball: Mercy, if they fail me, Moira

If Ana exists: Kiriko or LW

Widow mains are hot bisexuals

• mercy mains have an onlyfans in their bio
• kiriko “mains” only go kiriko because someone sniped mercy before they could pick her
• sym mains are trash
• so are zarya mains
• also describes mei mains

guess who i main

pickin soldier/mei/hog is very accurate

I mean… This list doesn’t seem wrong. I’m a Tracer main and sometimes dabbles in sombra and quite literally it is our job to just be annoying. Also he’s I play soldier cause I don’t trust my healers.

In my head I assume Mercy players are all really nice for the most part, but have a barely hidden thirst for blood that they send us to collect in their name.

Widowmaker players have Ice in their veins, same with tracers

Mei players are either cowards are scarily good strategists. There is no in between.

Genjis are like roaches. There’s always at least one hiding somewhere, and you can’t get rid of them no matter what you do.

Anas I assume are also really nice like mercy players, but are also really sick of dealing with DPS that have self esteem issues. And in my head I occasionally refer to them as mom unintentionally. Like not in a horny way, just like you’d acknowledge and do what they ask out of habit, like if she asked you to take your clothes to the washing machine or something.

I’m somewhat biased admittedly, most supports I have an implicit trust of, assuming they know more about what’s going on and where I’m needed most.