Thank you brother, I raise my hammer to your name!

In my head I assume Mercy players are all really nice for the most part, but have a barely hidden thirst for blood that they send us to collect in their name.

Widowmaker players have Ice in their veins, same with tracers

Mei players are either cowards are scarily good strategists. There is no in between.

Genjis are like roaches. There’s always at least one hiding somewhere, and you can’t get rid of them no matter what you do.

Anas I assume are also really nice like mercy players, but are also really sick of dealing with DPS that have self esteem issues. And in my head I occasionally refer to them as mom unintentionally. Like not in a horny way, just like you’d acknowledge and do what they ask out of habit, like if she asked you to take your clothes to the washing machine or something.

I’m somewhat biased admittedly, most supports I have an implicit trust of, assuming they know more about what’s going on and where I’m needed most.

I already thank my supports constantly, I think I’ve got that covered lol

I tried paladins, but it crashes constantly on switch

And that’s fine, just pretty please not when I’m shattering or pinning someone lol

Yes ma’am! I always do what I can, I just wish more people spoke up in game chat. There’s only so much I can do, and I can’t take orders from a mute.

“I have the widest view of the battlefield”

YES, finally! I always say this to my friends who main support that they always see more than me. I play tank, and I’ve developed an implicit trust of supports in general. Ya’ll have a wider view than me, probably know more about what’s going on, and where I am needed most, so odds are I’ll follow an order without question. In exchange all I can ask for is your best, and that’s enough for me.

Also I hear most people hate getting life gripped, while I’m over here just like “Oh ok I guess I’m needed over here.”

I just think they need a little more tankyness. A bit more health and leaning a bit more into their niche (or lack there of) like, Zarya is fine, but replace her health with more shield health, bodybuilder or not she has basically zero armor. For reinhardt, lean into being a giant juggernaut. He has no gun, so to compensate his melee damage should be terrifying, so bump it up to 100, and his firestrike at 120 or something, along with drastically increasing the health of his shield (cause atm 1600 feels like holding up a shield made of paper). These are just suggestions, but that’s just my idea. They don’t need to be walking death machines, but they do need to be scary enough to discourage being challenged alone.

Except reinhardt, he doesn’t need to fly, he’s already a gigachad. Flying would just be insult to injury.

Guys, I think he might be cooking.

Reinhardt because I’m piss with guns, and I like protecting people.

They need to add the pink reaper meme skin

Reinhardt is the person literally all of the supports (except moira) would side with, cause they know full well he won’t betray them, and will literally just become the juggernaut from all the healing and damage boost being pumped into his body

Tracer voicelines in general (I play rein). Granted it’s more aggravation than fear, but still. And I’ve gotten mad enough at kirikos telelporting behind me to a teammate that I’ve developed a reflex to snap around and charge almost immediately.

Tldr, LET! ME! HIT! YOU! STUPID! MOSQUITOE!

Honestly if it’s just a slow I’m not that bothered. Its when control is taken from the player is when there’s a problem.

He’s only as bad as the player. If I can climb with rein, people can climb with hog.

Today I think

No no, she already can melt everybody with her beam, so she has to be squishy to keep her balanced. If you like close range play reaper.