I’ll start:

  • if they keep switching between soldier and mei only, they clearly have trust issues with supports and need the ability to heal themselves without depending on others

  • Sombra or Tracer main make me feel like they actively think it’s their job to be the most annoying shit ever, and often succeed in being frustrating

  • Doomfist mains I assume are guys who think it’s cool mastering a niche like him

  • mercy mains I automatically assume is a woman (even though I used to main mercy and I’m a man)

  • zenyatta mains are either just very good with him or are sick of being asked for heals and swap to him as a “you were being annoying say now I really won’t heal you” nice

  • Moira are supports who maybe died to enemy DPS and tanks one too many times and decided to take matters into their own hands now

Etc

  • HalexUwUB
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    1 year ago

    If they only play Sym/Sombra/Mei… I know what you are, and girl, me too.

  • Few-Doughnut6957B
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    1 year ago

    Dva mains help old ladies cross the street

    Kiriko mains are currently planning to kill their family

    Lucio mains are high

    Mercy mains are judging all of their teammates

    Reaper mains are playing naked

    Orisa mains work a miserable job for 10 years but are too afraid to quit and look for something else to do for a living

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    1 year ago

    Junkrat- your daily breakfast is Monster energy and cocaine

    Reinhardt- The second the enemy tank does anything but a ReinvRein duel, you report them for toxicity

    Illari- Youre actually a DPS main and got tired of being accused of being selfish because youre a DPS main

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      11 months ago

      As a rein that’s all false, all I want is honor and glory so I will fight against anything even if it is a counter

  • Looney_PortB
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    1 year ago

    If you main hanzo and widow I assume you suffered a lobotomy in your youth

  • zoc1289B
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    1 year ago

    I don’t really assume tbh lol. Personality of the player themselves means a lot more to me at the end of the day

  • bxalemaoB
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    1 year ago

    Literally can confirm the Soldier/Mei one. I flex between roles, and I have characters that I play because someone else isn’t doing their job.

    Tank:

    If DPS can’t kill anything: Ram, Orisa, Zarya

    If DPS can’t kill an Ana/Ashe/Hanzo/Pharah/Widow/Zen: D.Va

    If Supports aren’t keeping me up (whether it’s my playstyle or theirs that’s the issue): JQ, Hog if it’s definitely my Supports not doing their job

    If everyone has given up on my team and I’m suffering: Ball

    DPS:

    If Tank isn’t tanking: Mei, unless they’re at least semi decent and not Doom or Ball, then Sym

    Supports can only heal Tank or are being petty: Mei, Reaper, Soldier

    Supports:

    If Tank isn’t tanking: Brig

    If Tank Is hard feeding: LW

    If DPS need help: LW (positioning), Zen (damage)

    If DPS are only shooting tank: Moira or Zen

    If DPS are worthless: Moira

    If DPS need to be babysat and Tank is Doom or Ball: Mercy, if they fail me, Moira

    If Ana exists: Kiriko or LW

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    11 months ago
    • mercy mains have an onlyfans in their bio
    • kiriko “mains” only go kiriko because someone sniped mercy before they could pick her
    • sym mains are trash
    • so are zarya mains
    • also describes mei mains

    guess who i main

  • Death_UrthreseB
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    1 year ago

    I mean… This list doesn’t seem wrong. I’m a Tracer main and sometimes dabbles in sombra and quite literally it is our job to just be annoying. Also he’s I play soldier cause I don’t trust my healers.

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    1 year ago

    In my head I assume Mercy players are all really nice for the most part, but have a barely hidden thirst for blood that they send us to collect in their name.

    Widowmaker players have Ice in their veins, same with tracers

    Mei players are either cowards are scarily good strategists. There is no in between.

    Genjis are like roaches. There’s always at least one hiding somewhere, and you can’t get rid of them no matter what you do.

    Anas I assume are also really nice like mercy players, but are also really sick of dealing with DPS that have self esteem issues. And in my head I occasionally refer to them as mom unintentionally. Like not in a horny way, just like you’d acknowledge and do what they ask out of habit, like if she asked you to take your clothes to the washing machine or something.

    I’m somewhat biased admittedly, most supports I have an implicit trust of, assuming they know more about what’s going on and where I’m needed most.