I’ll start:
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if they keep switching between soldier and mei only, they clearly have trust issues with supports and need the ability to heal themselves without depending on others
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Sombra or Tracer main make me feel like they actively think it’s their job to be the most annoying shit ever, and often succeed in being frustrating
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Doomfist mains I assume are guys who think it’s cool mastering a niche like him
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mercy mains I automatically assume is a woman (even though I used to main mercy and I’m a man)
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zenyatta mains are either just very good with him or are sick of being asked for heals and swap to him as a “you were being annoying say now I really won’t heal you” nice
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Moira are supports who maybe died to enemy DPS and tanks one too many times and decided to take matters into their own hands now
Etc
If they only play Sym/Sombra/Mei… I know what you are, and girl, me too.
Add Moira mains to the bunch lmao
Dva mains help old ladies cross the street
Kiriko mains are currently planning to kill their family
Lucio mains are high
Mercy mains are judging all of their teammates
Reaper mains are playing naked
Orisa mains work a miserable job for 10 years but are too afraid to quit and look for something else to do for a living
Junkrat- your daily breakfast is Monster energy and cocaine
Reinhardt- The second the enemy tank does anything but a ReinvRein duel, you report them for toxicity
Illari- Youre actually a DPS main and got tired of being accused of being selfish because youre a DPS main
As a rein that’s all false, all I want is honor and glory so I will fight against anything even if it is a counter
If you main hanzo and widow I assume you suffered a lobotomy in your youth
Hanzo, Widow, Sombra -------> assholes
As a Ram Main, what assumptions do you make of me?
I don’t really assume tbh lol. Personality of the player themselves means a lot more to me at the end of the day
Literally can confirm the Soldier/Mei one. I flex between roles, and I have characters that I play because someone else isn’t doing their job.
Tank:
If DPS can’t kill anything: Ram, Orisa, Zarya
If DPS can’t kill an Ana/Ashe/Hanzo/Pharah/Widow/Zen: D.Va
If Supports aren’t keeping me up (whether it’s my playstyle or theirs that’s the issue): JQ, Hog if it’s definitely my Supports not doing their job
If everyone has given up on my team and I’m suffering: Ball
DPS:
If Tank isn’t tanking: Mei, unless they’re at least semi decent and not Doom or Ball, then Sym
Supports can only heal Tank or are being petty: Mei, Reaper, Soldier
Supports:
If Tank isn’t tanking: Brig
If Tank Is hard feeding: LW
If DPS need help: LW (positioning), Zen (damage)
If DPS are only shooting tank: Moira or Zen
If DPS are worthless: Moira
If DPS need to be babysat and Tank is Doom or Ball: Mercy, if they fail me, Moira
If Ana exists: Kiriko or LW
Widow mains are hot bisexuals
- mercy mains have an onlyfans in their bio
- kiriko “mains” only go kiriko because someone sniped mercy before they could pick her
- sym mains are trash
- so are zarya mains
- also describes mei mains
guess who i main
pickin soldier/mei/hog is very accurate
I mean… This list doesn’t seem wrong. I’m a Tracer main and sometimes dabbles in sombra and quite literally it is our job to just be annoying. Also he’s I play soldier cause I don’t trust my healers.
In my head I assume Mercy players are all really nice for the most part, but have a barely hidden thirst for blood that they send us to collect in their name.
Widowmaker players have Ice in their veins, same with tracers
Mei players are either cowards are scarily good strategists. There is no in between.
Genjis are like roaches. There’s always at least one hiding somewhere, and you can’t get rid of them no matter what you do.
Anas I assume are also really nice like mercy players, but are also really sick of dealing with DPS that have self esteem issues. And in my head I occasionally refer to them as mom unintentionally. Like not in a horny way, just like you’d acknowledge and do what they ask out of habit, like if she asked you to take your clothes to the washing machine or something.
I’m somewhat biased admittedly, most supports I have an implicit trust of, assuming they know more about what’s going on and where I’m needed most.