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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

Corndushi

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Corndushi

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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago
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  • edric@lemm.ee
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    That’s a corndog bleu.

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldOP
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      A corndog with cheese inside would probably sell well.

      • edric@lemm.ee
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        Korea already has that, and they are amazing.

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldOP
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          That’s great news! My cardiologist has been looking at getting a boat.

  • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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    Just today heard that some restaurant in the UK switched from selling sushi to selling hot dogs. This is what I imagined that to look like.

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldOP
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      Holy crap! That’s one hell of a transition!

      “Alright, folks! Sales are down, and we’re changing over the line! Get that 5.56 ammo stuff out and get the baby pacifier stuff in. C’mon people, let’s move!”

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    I would fucking destroy this.

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldOP
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      It absolutely should be destroyed, and all evidence of its existence erased .

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        What the fuck are you on about this is some gourmet shit.

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldOP
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          It’s an abomination and a monument to the hubris of culinary science.

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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            A corndog is simply a beef wellington from a different socioeconomic status so don’t be classist.

            • shoulderoforion@fedia.io
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              obligatory

              • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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                Interesting that you chose a monarchist for this!

                (I don’t know if he is, I just stereotyped him)

            • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldOP
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              Pork Texas-ton.

              • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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                There’s all beef wieners but if it’s the more common pork/beef blend then it’s a peef wellington.

                • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldOP
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                  I stand corrected…uh…what did you say your name was? Ah, I stand corrected, you there.

  • Deconceptualist@lemm.ee
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    So, it’s raw?

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldOP
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      Weirdly enough, that’s not the problem with this. The etymology of the word “sushi” stems from a reference to rice. The fact that there’s no rice in it is the etymological problem with this, for what that’s worth.

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        I mean, this is just using the traditional North American grain – corn – instead of rice.

        Are you saying my culture is wrong?! /s

    • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works
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      I’ve eaten a lot of raw hotdogs in my day. I wouldn’t mind

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldOP
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        I think I saw that episode of Futurama.

  • shoulderoforion@fedia.io
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    Is that ketchup peeking out from the bottom of the photo, oh fuck yea, a man of culture and influence prepared this

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldOP
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      This prompts me to question your definition of “cultured.”

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        Mold is a culture.

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldOP
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          I feel like that’s on brand here.

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        I know, right?

        No BBQ or horseradish sauce? So pedestrian!

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          Velveeta

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