If he did have a bag, it’d be filled with elbows.

Scrappiest Alley oops ever.

LB got a -20 plus/minus on 8/9 shooting somehow. That’s 🐐💩 right there.

Just wait till Oubre gets back. 🎯

OMG Watching Wizards vs Detroit is somehow worse than watching no basketball.

No one called the Embiid/Maxey two man game being prettier than the Embiid/Harden preseason. This is crazy.

googles Marcus Morris Apology meme

The existence of Marcus Morris is proof that we’re atoning for some mortal basketball sin.

NGL, Morris Sr/Pat Bev revenge game was not on my bingo card.

Reeves on Morris Sr is mid on mid crime

Marcus Morris is playing like the Senior is literal.

Harden just got Deebo’d

Its wild because we may never see a player as good as Embiid in a Sixers jersey for the rest of our lives and I feel like some of y’all overly gush over Maxey as a subtle F U to the guy and it astonishes me.

Signing LeBron is basically the basketball version of signing a deal with the devil. No matter what he wins while he’s here, he’ll leave the team in tatters. Hard pass for me

Draymond is a clown and the Warriors are washed goons now apparently, didn’t have that on my bingo card.

New nickname?! Whoo buddy…this is awkward, whose gonna tell the nephew?

You spelled Alex Caruso wrong.

It’s like Zach and Dame are in a race to see who can shoot their team out of the game first.

Mfers were 87/20/12/4 MEIN GOTT?!!

That’s my future 76er right there. Get it AC!