Spitting absolute facts

And a nice scorigami too. Add it to the spreadsheet Jon!

400!

This chart is basically “think about the average person and then realize that half of everyone else is dumber than that.” If your team consistently beats average or below average teams, then that means your team is ____.

If any teams beat us, does it count less because we have a sophomore QB or are without Minkah and an ILB? So stupid.

You play who is on the schedule.

Hmm don’t disagree with you there. I guess that is one of my complaints about modern football is that the league really limited ways to succeed through the rule changes you mentioned. I still don’t think it is impossible if a team is very intentional and lucky, but its definitely a steep uphill battle.

All that is totally fair.

One caveat though… People were saying the same thing in '08 about the “game has changed,” but we rode our D and run game to a Lombardi. Not predicting a repeat, not with this roster to to bottom. Just saying that it’s not inconceivable to win unconventionally.

If my water heater went 13-5 in 18 games as QB, I don’t think I’d be complaining about the water temperature.