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Cake day: October 31st, 2023

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  • It’s not a matter of reheated vs fresh pizza; cold pizza has a different appeal because its cold, like the difference between tomato soup and Gazpacho.

    It’s not for every pizza (never try anchovy pizza cold, it is awful even if you like anchovy pizza warm), but with a nice mushroom/black olive or pepperoni pizza, it can even taste better cold rather than hot.


  • Summon Aery is a bit of a throwback to early Kayn lane tech (Happened 1-2 patches post release) where he used Deathfire Touch and Corrupting pot to stack orbs really quickly.

    The idea is, you deal damage, you get an orb, Aery procs, you get an extra orb. Since Aery’s cd is tied to travel distance, the closer you stay on a target, the easier it is to get multiple procs, which scale up Kayn’s passive faster and gives decent damage since you chase/cling to enemies well.

    With the Conq/First Strike nerfs, Aery isn’t a loss of potential damage anymore, it’s flexible for either Red or Blue Kayn, and the sorc tree has better scaling than Precision/Inspiration secondary masteries do. Longer games + Weaker keystones make Aery work better than it used to.






  • Voice thy opinion, a pine, not ping

    For inhibition tempers, whilst tempers sing

    Want not for alert, nor timer, nor tine

    Solely harsh rebuke such efforts find


    Only when broached in constrained rote

    Shall one’s request, in earnest, be note

    A missive, penned, by dead man’s hand

    Such prayers devoid of reprimand


    “Vocal Lich of Ill Renown”

    “Might thy Requiem bare down”

    “And slay their wretch with thine own hand”

    “So that thy riches may still expand?”


    So it arrives, in windowed still

    A small request for blood to spill

    Met, in moments, by a pause

    Prying hope from Cerberus’ jaws


    Yet seconds tick, and fangs down bare

    A threat escapes, still unaware

    Of mercy given, salvation’s light

    A request met, albeit with spite


    “Fuck you no, I can’t kill twitch”

    “I’d rather ult your mother, bitch”

    “Dog teammates, all should uninstall”

    “I’m afk once I recall”


  • Bot Lane,

    Alas, your lane has done little in way of recompense to warrant such aid. Not only has your labor been cut to the bone by stratagem more befitting infants than the infantry you purport to be, but so too do your calls lack anything beyond a countenance of counterplay. I see no way to match blows with an enemy left high and dry despite dire diving, let alone secure capital punishment for such criminal execution.

    Perhaps, should a similar situation recur, you might see to it that you avoid such mortal mistakes, andffffqqqqwwwwqqqq-

    An Ally Has Been Slain

    [10:17] [All] AbsenteeFather (Karthus): Fuck I was typing



  • Twitter sucks these days, so here’s a transcript that isn’t just an image attachment.

    “Scrims don’t matter as long as they perform on stage”

    But they do

    Scrims show that you are not hopelessly slaughtered in every team fight

    Scrims get you a glimpse of how you can match anyone mechanically

    Scrims give you a sense of how much everyone cares about practice. They show you are not an underdog everyone believes you are.

    Scrims give you hope.

    You can say that every other team was testing us, testing limits, that they don’t play their best in practice, or that we were just getting our comfort picks, but no other team in the West matched everyone, including LCK and LPL, that well in scrims. Every time you hear about LEC or LCS team doing well in scrims, it is extremely overplayed by Asian teams based on the 1-2 blocks they played.

    People talk like good teams lose scrims on purpose to get better, but that’s just how Western teams are used to be doing every Worlds. People are so used to the West doing badly in scrims that somehow it became our mantra to get destroyed and just show up when it matters. Every win in Scrims vs East is called a fluke because - “well they are not trying”, or “we got lucky on the day”.

    Everyone talks about how you can’t practice as hard as Asian teams, but that’s what we did. We tried as hard as we could and we gave a fight to everyone we met, including them. If you prove to them that you are good, they will tryhard against you. They played their best picks, they played extremely good league of legends in scrims. And we beat them there.

    That gives me more hope in the West than any upset ever did.

    It shows that if we put our mind to it, we can be the best. Maybe even in the world.

    And that’s what broke our hearts last week.

    I always believed in this roster for 2023, and I will always believe in it for 2024.

    I hope you will continue to believe in us too