“1, maybe 2”

Hahaha….Hehehehe…sobs

Damn, they got AI deep-fake-gang-stalking in league now? Smdhmhmhmhmhmyhead.

Divine Sword Taric Top Lane. Sadly I can’t find any old videos of it, but basically you walk up with his point and click stun, and instantly proc 3 Critials on the enemy (Sword of the Divine used to give basically no stats but had an active that gave like 100% crit and some attack speed)

I think Tarics other ability might have like… reduced your armor or something because it just blew people up, but it’s been a while.

River Shen.

“What?”

RIVER. 🌊 Shen. 🥷🏻

“…what?!”

Locks In.

VRChat is such a weird and wild place.

I love hoping on from time to time and swinging around in Hook Junkers, doing time trials as Megaman.exe while Kermit the Frog and Jack Skelington argue with a girl built like a jet fighter about what anime is best this season.

It’s such an easy fix too. Just unlock all champs for ARAM. Not sure why Riot is so against that.

“Not to worry, it’s quite treatable in most cases! Not yours, but most!”

The day Kai’Sa came out, I bought and picked her, as a Sona main at the time, because I was convinced she was the “Sona of ADCs” she has a super Sona Q!

Anyway, we were playing a 5 Man premade and my Bot lane buddy was annoyed. “Your gonna lose us lane, you’ve never played her before!”

“I’m gonna DUNK on them, she’s ADC Sona!”

“If you carry, I’ll buy you her skin.”

“Bet.” Anyway, I went like 12/0 lol

Got my damn skin.

Looking cool isn’t a waste, unless you an ascetic monk.

You can’t tell me Satan Teemo isn’t objectively a better champ.

I mean… I’ve spent probably $500 ish over my accounts life time. None of it feels “wasted.”

The vast majority of my skins I’ve gotten for free from boxes, and I’ve been playing for over a decade.

That’s like… > $50 a year to support a game I really enjoy.

I’d be mad at myself if that number was more than double, but as it is, I’m happy.

Spend three years perfecting hair dynamics and fabric movement.

Characters almost exclusively wear helmets and fly in spaceships made of sheet metal.

👍

(I’m joking, I’m sure the NPCs faces are great, I’m just laughing at myself for all the time spent in EldenRing/Fallout/Skyrim character creators only to slap on a bucket helmet and never take it off.)

I was reading a book recently where a rogue AI has fashioned itself as a God, and calls itself “Seus.”

It’s revealed at some point it’s a mistranslation of ZEUS. I found that pretty amusing.

Infinite range R goo BRRRRRRRRRR

Grounded on W would be kind of amazing. If enemies can’t flash from it, or dash over it, it would be really useful for self peel and locking down options in team fights.

I was gonna suggest either that, or even on his E. That way if it hits, you’re for sure getting away, and if it misses, at least you a rent totally dead in the water.

Wait, did Vel’Koz ever have a stretch at consistently over 50% WR mid? I thought we all played him because we were masochists who refused to play Lux?