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Cake day: October 27th, 2023

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  • The mission structure being wildly limited, maybe some of the most handholdy games ever made, worked well for RDR2 since the vibe it was going for was it playing out a Western movie, and you’re an actor who needs to play your role or else do another take.

    But that does not work AT ALL for GTA5, which was the same thing. That’s not what Grand Theft Auto is, was, or should be. It’s in the name, freedom from the law to do whatever you want. The open world was almost totally pointless. Despite its existence it played like a linear setpiece shooter like Uncharted (Or Mafia 1/2 for a more exact match) but should play like Breath of the Wild.



  • I didn’t really like the demo at all. I already found Talos Principle 1 really boring since a puzzle game that’s just about picking up and placing objects strikes me as an incredibly uninteresting gameplay concept for a puzzle game.

    Now 2 a game with boring puzzles broken up by boring dialogue segments. I guess a lot of people really loved the first one though and it makes sense that the same group that liked the puzzles would like the dialogue too.




  • I don’t really agree with people saying the story is a downgrade. The last game’s was a fucking mess. Martin Li was a terrible main villain who is later replaced by Doc Oc who would’ve been a lot more compelling were he not rehashing the exact same motivations that Li had.

    It did feel weird that the main villain of 2 is Spider-Man’s most boring foe but I ended up liking Kraven a lot more than I thought I would. It led into a very natural way to fight every Spider-Man villain and give them all 15 minutes of fame.

    The problem is Venom, which is sad because this is the coolest looking and sounding Venom ever made. His design is phenomenal but he comes and goes, with like a third of the time Kraven got. You’re expecting it to be split half and half between Kraven and Venom like the last game was with Mr. Negative and Oc but it’s not, it’s like a 75/25 split, and what we do get of Venom is, weirdly, a remake of Web of Shadows. Not only have I seen this all before, I’ve PLAYED this all before.

    But I don’t want to just harp on story. All three Spider-Man games have pretty terrible writing that is obscured by great gameplay and this is no exception. All your abilities are super cool and traversing NYC feels incredible, and the variety of enemies is really fun.

    I’m just left wondering >!why the fuck is there a 15 minute long segment where you play as Venom? I was certain even before that that they were setting up for a Venom game but then he gets vaporized after the final boss and never comes back.!<