I’ve never been a Zach “truther,” but I was really rooting for him to figure it out, to the point where watching this team made me more anxious than anything else.

There’s a weird relief in now not giving a fuck if this team wins or loses. My Sundays are way more chill.

A friend of mine was doing some freelance work for the Jets today.

He texted me,

Anyone at this jets game, and not getting paid to be here like me, needs mental help

Watching Bills fans continue to defend Shaq Lawson and act like victims is so pathetic.

Oh word? Were you sitting at the negotiation table? Do tell.

First time?

So are the “Dobbs Truthers” a little quieter this morning?

Sure, maybe he’s the worst in the moment, but wake me when he keeps it up for decades like Woody Johnson has.

Also known as the MJ vs Muggsy Bogues Strategy.

Wrong. He fucking sucks.

Can we please start the loudest, most obnoxious “sell the team” campaign of all time?

Thanks.

The NFL should have called up 2 teams during halftime and told them they had to play tonight instead.

I think we all need a palette cleanser after that gross game.

lol

Not until he starts playing defense

Send him to Detroit.

Cade and Poole can be the new Steve Francis and Cuttino Mobley.

Being a Jets fan is like having herpes.

One mistake and you’re just stuck with that shit for the rest of your life.

And then you give it to your kids.

1985 he put together a quietly elite year.

He also led the league in sacks, so pretty sure we’d be screaming at the GM to build the wall.

I’d rather you get banned for your shitty posts.

After his Taylor Swift/Jets joke, I hope it fucking tanks.

So does he get fake yards added on because of that horrible Breece drop that should have gone for 20+?

Can’t have it both ways.

Don’t forget the soundtrack of dolphins fucking!