Well it won’t help you unlock heros but you can practice.

If you go under Training there is the option to practice vs AI’s. Which is you and other players fighting against randomly generated AI’s at a difficulty of your choosing.

It’ll help you learn characters with minimal trash talking.

But like I said, it won’t help you unlock characters. Which is stupid but that’s Blizzard for you.

Love those people “HEAL ME YOU STUPID BITCH!” Meanwhile they are halfway across the map behind a wall. Like lol no.

I hate both Brig and Moira so I’m okay blaming my oblivious teammates

They might not be good at Ana so the suggestion is like “Fuck no and fuck Ana”

But really more times than not if someone tries to tell me how to play the game I get annoyed and are more likely to stubbornly not switch.

As in backseat gaming is annoying and some people don’t appreciate it.

Well it wasn’t funny at first but I got sick of my teammates (usually the tank) trash talking me for not pocket healing them in battle.

I remember snapping at one majorly because I turned a corner to heal him and was immediately headshot by a Widow. I spawned in time to see him spamming he needed healing before he died and sent angry messages because

Him: “TRASH SUPPORT WHY WEREN’T YOU HEALING ME?!”

Me: “I was DEAD you fucking tosspot!”

After more bitching from him I deliberately never healed him which led to him flipping on his mic to bitch at me, which I found hilarious. He sounded like a 15 year old kid throwing a temper tantrum.

Dude finally ragequit and we got another tank who wasn’t a dick and understood that if I died before the tank then clearly I couldn’t heal them. 🤦‍♀️

Googly eyes on Trobjorns turret were unexpected yet hilarious

Cassidy: It’s half past four!

New players: Wha–?

Cassidy: DRAW!

First time Hanzo said “OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!”

I stood there like “Wut?” and couldn’t stop laughing

I don’t take it personally but I do get crabby when my team does stupid shit.

Honestly the people I forgive the most are the Supports when they do things like ignore people who need heals because I’ve been in their shoes plenty of times.

I mean there’s a difference between an Ana having no clue you are standing right behind her with low health and a Lucio who exclusively used the Speed Boost but still.

So I pretty much trash talk back and continue to live my life. My favorites are when I’m a support and someone starts bitching at me about not doing my job correctly.

I’ve taken to spitefully never healing them specifically and laughing at their rage. Though it depends on if I’m actually doing garbage or that person thinks I’m garbage because I’m not pocket healing them.

If I do actually suck then, fair. But if the reason I “suck” is because I’m not pocket healing or I’m getting picked off and nobody is actually trying to help me then no, that’s when I get petty.

I brought up being Sombra because the point of my role is to outflank and harass. As in it’s expected that I go be a troll to supports at their spawn which was the only reason I was there.

The rest of my team wanted kills so said 🖕 to the objective.

So I had to abandon what Sombras role is to backtrack half the map and babysit the payload because my team was full of idiots.

I should’ve just let us lose to teach them not to make stupid plays like that.

you might as well sit back and relax on the payload.

The problem was that I had to backtrack because my teammates were too stupid to have one person sit on the payload.

They all wanted to be where I was instead of prioritizing the objective and were too obtuse to take the hint and someone stay on the payload.

Fucks sake the problem is I was there first! I had to run back from the enemy spawn to go grab the payload because my entire team was so obsessed with damage and kills they abandon our objective like morons and all of them refused to go back for it.

Even teammates who died refused to sit on the payload. They ran past it!

If you go into Practice there is a mode where you team up with other players and fight bots.

The Lethal difficulty is as close as you are going to get to real people while also learning the buttons and peace from hecklers…mostly anyway.

Some people are deadly serious about winning against AI’s and will get grumpy but the whole point of AI matches is to practice. So they can go fuck off.

Honestly I never play him but I had no idea about Sombras rework until I chose her (I never play her) and was wondering why I was turning invisible automatically, what was the projectile I suddenly had, and where did my translocator go.

Everyone has been so focused on Hog that I completely missed the fact she got a rework too. I don’t like the new translocstor. At least Hog can basically spam his heals.