Fuck Tim Allen. Total Dickhead.

That’s Scott BITCHell.

Yep. Same old Scott BITCHell.

Holy ineptitude Batman! Seriously… how the fuck is this guy in the league?

That’s fucking HILARIOUS.

Your fly is open.

Patterson is here because he doesn’t miss extra points and he’s practically automatic at 40 yards. He doesn’t have a big leg but he does have a very ACCURATE leg. In his 3rd pro season now he’s 80 for 81 on extra points and 37 for 39 inside the 40. His 87.5% field goal percentage would put him in 5th place on the ALL-TIME list but the list is based on a minimum of 100 field goals attempted. Riley is 56 of 64 for his career. The Lions have faith in Patterson for a VERY clear reason. Many people just haven’t noticed how accurate the kid actually is.

No