I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Dak is having by far the best year of his career this year.

Number 2 looks back, see Swift is slow to get up, starts celebrating. What a classless, disgusting move.

They’re 22nd in passing yards allowed per game and tied for 18th in passing TDs per game. Tied for 20th in INTs per game. Why would we struggle moving the ball on them through the air?

MVP moment or whatever.

Isn’t he not visiting the Eagles until tomorrow or Friday? I doubt where he’s leaning before he visits with them means anything.

As proven game 1. He’s the only guy they have that can catch a ball.

The Eagles would def not be nearly as good without Kelce.

Bills riding that name recognition.

He’s not A Cowboy. He’s an Eagle and a 49er that tried to claim the star. I’m shocked we signed him honestly.

Probably by pooping in my diaper. Hopefully, the next one isn’t so far away that I can repeat that celebration.

I never said Dak sucks.

DPOY is a pass rusher award.

Yup.

He’s a good QB, not great. I think he has an incredible arm and is extremely accurate, but I think he has bad decision making and doesn’t make reads very quickly, or sometimes at all. I think most of his interceptions stem from forcing the ball to his number 1 option even when the pass just isn’t there. He’s very fast and shifty, but I think he would look pretty pedestrian with any other line. And I think y’all’s brotherly shove is 90% O line and 10% Hurts. Also, I hate it, but when people think it’s a cheat code for any team and should be banned, they’re morons. The brotherly shove works for you guys better than any other team, and there’s nothing wrong with it. Your O line is just too effing good, especially Kelce. Hopefully he finally actually decides to retire.

In conclusion, he’s good enough to be perfect for the system y’all have of all time great O line and 2 all pro level receivers and a great TE. There are a ton of QBs who wouldn’t succeed as well as him in y’all’s system, but he also wouldn’t excel well on most teams in the league either. He’s the perfect fit for you guys, and I hate that. But if he went anywhere else, I wouldn’t fear him. I would still fear your O line and AJ and Davante.

Even Randy Gregory couldn’t do anything until he was moved to a team where other all pros take all the attention away from him.

The amount of rival fans constantly all over our sub will never not be hilarious.

Might want to add some punctuation. Had to re-read this multiple times because it seems like you’re saying we still can’t win the division even if the 9ers and we both beat the Eagles.

I agree with your overall sentiment, but:

" If they lose one game, we can take the division lead by beating them in a couple weeks. "

That’s incorrect. It would put us at a tie in record, and they win the tiebreaker due to conference record.

Absolutely not. The division isn’t won yet, but it might as well be if the Eagles beat the 9ers. I hate the Niners as much as the next guy, but no one is worse than the Eagles. And the words you just spoke will never come out of my mouth or typed out by my hands, even if I’m rooting against the team they’re playing against for some playoff reasons somewhere down the road (like, not this season, obviously).

He is fourth, but only be default. 1st-3rd are waaaay ahead. Garrett at +150, Lion at +175, Watt at +250, Bland at +1600.