I am unofficially alerting that NFL that I want to host the draft, too. Only 1 rep per team, though, I don’t have enough chairs.

Other relevant facts:

* Surprisingly few offensive turnovers

* Elite defense, every single year

* All’s Well That Boswell

Absolutely bonkers that we got our best offensive performance of the year and yet the fewest points in any of our wins

Can’t just end the game can we

Someone do a wellness check on Matt Canada

Ogunjobi’s jersey already looking like late 4th Q

Pickett can’t throw when he’s hit. I got so used to Ben being able to do that, but I guess it’s not really a common skill.

OH LAWD HE COMING

Walk into the club like, what up, I got a big clock

This announcer loves listing dudes’ weights

Well, at least he stayed in the pocket in the face of the blitz. The throw sucked shit, but that was an improvement, in its own way.

Holy crap Harris

Arms up! Arms down.

Holy shit the field has a middle

There’s the spin sack

I’m going over to the boss’s house for Thanksgiving dinner; I’d better look nice. Oh, perfect! I’ll wear sweatpants and my T-shirt with a grainy photo of Mel Gibson.

I’m hoping it’s someone outside the org. We need someone who is ready and willing to challenge every single assumption that the team has made in the past 5 years, from play calling down to the size of the hot tub. The next few weeks would need to be truly revolutionary for me to believe that Faulkner and Sullivan are up to the task.

As long as they do that, I’ll trust that they get the right man for the job.

That WAS the point – hence the laugh-emoji and squirt-gun-emoji.

Both of these things are true:

1. If we’d beaten the Jaguars, currently we would have the #1 seed.
2. According to the best statistical models, our team is slightly worse than the historical average team.

Hey, can’t have both offense and defense, that’s too much to ask