Yeah so somebody grew up in a racist household that prioritized Protestant ideals about work and success. And then that person moved to Silicon Valley with Daddy’s money and worked there during its bommiest years. Then went on to pump money into electric cars and rockets.
This all came to a screeching halt during Covid when all of a sudden, he had to not prioritize profits and success but rather the health and safety of his employees and others.
This sent him down a rabbit hole on Twitter where suddenly he felt accepted by all the Trump crowd. Now he’s stuck there and slides further right each day.
This guy is now the wealthiest person on the planet.
Fuck Elon.
Perfect summary
The fuck is he on about?
He thinks saying, I am cisgendered, is hate speech.
He literally wrote other- isms … Criticism, I guess. He is an idiot.
That’s become a whole rallying call for queerphobia lately. They also have beef with the words diversity, equity, and inclusion? I don’t even fucking know they can’t make their thoughts coherent and they don’t even bother trying.
He’s crying “reverse racism!”
Hey, that’s my line.
I genuinely can’t tell if the comic was added by somebody else to mock Musk’s tweet, or if Musk is such a narcissistic prick with zero self awareness that he "“ironically” added this comic as part of his fellow-kids memelord act.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
There’s a simple litmus test. Musk would never joke about himself in a self-deprecating way, in any capacity. He has such a fragile ego it would break if someone farted in his general direction.
His mother was a hamster
Your father smells of elder berries
Just another example that billionaires didn’t become billionaires by being smarter than everyone else.
Unironically dividing the Proletariat against itself by stirring up racism among conservatives on a large social platform is the correct move for him to keep his dragon hoard, though I doubt it’s intentional.
I’d give him more credit, it doesn’t take a genius to encourage people to subscribe to a philosophy and or vote for a person that will benefit you.
He knows what he’s doing
I dunno, I’ve seen his Elden Ring build, and he’s somehow a fan of New Vegas despite NV beating him over the head, so I don’t quite believe that.
Dude was carrying two shields for no reason 💀
And he even said he changes his build if he needs to roll faster, so he understands the basics of equip load yet deliberately used 2 shields that were both unnecessary.
If he streamed regularly, DSP would be shocked at how bad he plays.
Even crazy new Dragons get the “Respect the #1 rule of Dragon Club; do nothing to threaten the viability of the existence of Dragons” speech, I reckon.
Sure, but that’s just survival bias.
Just when I think I couldn’t hate him anymore, he omits the Oxford comma…
Did you just grammerism him?
Don’t make me quote the 2008 hit single Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend
One of my favourite songs, but I am still an advocate for the Oxford Comma.
I didn’t notice until you mentioned it. The monster
My brain hurts from reading anything spewd out by than manbabie.
War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
France is bacon
SIR France is bacon!
For real. Diversity could easily be considered antithetical to racism. Inclusion could be considered antithetical to sexism. But no, Chef Elon made pseudo-intellectual word salad.
But, “Worlds grossly richest man not big on equity” feels like an Onion article title.
Also, “woke” more or less means “enlightened,” so “anti-woke” is pretty much “ignorance is strength.”
I feel like wokeness in general requires empathy and understanding of the plight of others. Anti-woke means being unempathetic, and folks feel that is positive? I literally can’t comprehend being for Team Sociopath, but millions of people will vote for Trump, so it’s real.
Yeah, humanity has a dark side that comes out whenever we feel mildly threatened. It’ll never stop.
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I thought this at first as well. But then I thought he probably is that dislodged from reality that he genuinely thinks he’s discriminated against when people mention equity and stuff like that because he’s the antagonist of equity.
If everyone in the world is at least not poor and comfortable it means a lot less wealth for him; a big No No for PeElon.
“When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.”
They’ve captured his weird lumpy face beautifully.
The my pillow of faces.
I’m generally sick of hearing about Elon at all even if it’s criticizing him, but this was a good one.
The vanity is off the charts.
When you make fun or point out the obvious flaws of the oppressor, it’s not “-ism”, it’s freedom
They would not even understand, they practice narciss-ism even more often than rac-ism.
Also, talking about inclusivity, this is a (probably not fully exhaustive) list of all the "-ism"s. That is how much of an ignorant cretin people using this neologism are.
Sadly, a professor I used to respect is following similar bullshit ideologies. Climate denialism, veiled racism, and bigotry. Once he moved out of California into a much more red area, he plummeted.
When I was younger I assumed I was surrounded by differing opinions. Now it feels more like I’m surrounded by idiots.
Turns out there’s only one actual reality.
That catchphrase was a lot more fun when people weren’t unironically rejecting reality en masse.
Yeah… just reminisce in the old times
Although it’s quite fun to be an atheist without having to worry about being murdered over it.
It’s not racism when you, a single person, are hated. Its people telling the truth about you.
Bet a board member tried to explain to him what DEI is two minutes before he Xat this Xeet.
Muskrat’s diversity plan is “exploit Indians who rely on Xitter visa sponsorship”
He’s not racist, he’d use visas to hold employees of any race ransom.
I propose an alternative nominative singular: Xit. He Xat this Xit on Xitter…
That sounds confusingly like something that someone would use to mock the current leader of China tho
Hey look, 2 birds
I’m reminded of Bender:
“This isn’t even about you”
“That’s impossible!”
The lion, the witch and the audacity of this bitch
(in 4 bitch as a gender neutral way of saying whining child while doing a rhyme)
Speaking of bitches. I much prefer them to dogs - better temprement, smell better and no undercarage for you to accidentally brush/knock when rubbing their belly.
Thats so specific
