Oil sits on the shelf at stores for years, the time intervals are a scam. I’ve always changed my oil off of mileage, all my cars engines have lasted over 200k.

Glow plug is shot, dpf is full, causing too much restriction on the engine. You could buy a new to you car for how much it’s gonna cost to fix. Good luck.

Just pull the ignition fuze or spark plug. Unless they bring a trailer , they can’t steal it if it doesn’t start.

Do you have a socket wrench? Just drain it. Take out the drain plug from the oil pan, let the oil drain into a milk jug or paint can or bucket if you have a jack. If you use a clean container, you can put SOME of the oil back in if you drain too much. Why pay for a tow when you can fix it for free.

You have a sliding back window right? Used to have to Jimmy mine open with a putty knife when I locked my keys in my old dakota. You’ll look like a car thief wiggling into that back window though.