The first half felt like the Broncos didn’t realize they were on a field playing a game.

Idk what our record is in them, but we always seem to start crazy slow in 11am MT away games. Exact same as the Bears and Dolphins this season and probably many others in previous seasons

FUCK

I mean we gotta go for that. Not even a question

Jesus Russ puts one more yard on that it’s a TD

I’m actively upset about how much worse the new battery statistics are. I wouldn’t even be able to tell you whether or not my battery life improved because the battery stats tell me nothing now

And how many Sombor doubles does he have? It’s gotta be at least 2 or 3 right

Who the hell is letting him do squats in running shoes

Also this math isn’t mathing. They travel the entire length of the field 6 times and only get 5 TDs out of it? Unless the coach is absolutely braindead and runs the ball for no reason, or the offense starts on their 1 every drive, there’d be a minimum of like 7 or 8 passing TDs inside of 600 yards. When the Dolphins got 10 TDs against us, that was on 726 yards

Timmy Pats was put on IR before the season started, which by rule means he must miss the entire year. I’m assuming this also applies to playoffs, which means he’s done done, and likely played his last snap as a Bronco in 2021 (which is sad as shit)

Dulcich is eligible, but last time it seems like they rushed him back and he went right back on IR so they’re probably just being more careful this time.

I didn’t even realize Brandon Johnson was on IR but haven’t heard any updates, and I forgot that K’Wuan existed

Ravens vs 9ers or Eagles

Realistically I don’t care who reps the AFC as long as it’s not the Chiefs again

Texans have two #1 WRs right now in Tank Dell and Nico Collins. It’s gonna be hard to cover both of them well all game, especially with how good Stroud has been at extending plays and dealing with pressure. On top of that, Dalton Schultz has been a good safety net for him.

I definitely think this is gonna be the hardest game out of the last 5 we’ve played, even though two of those were against Mahomes and Josh Allen.

It wouldn’t surprise me, nor would I be particularly upset if we lost this one as long as we keep it competitive and don’t beat ourselves. 6-6 after 1-5 still isn’t the worst thing, and we have some winnable ones coming up with the Chargers x2 (which are never gimmes but we always seem to split) and the Pats at home

The Browns have gotten more yards off penalties than they’ve actually earned

I hate the Chiefs more than the Raiders. The ideal situation is Bane showing up but if we have to pick, I’m rooting for a Chiefs loss

They also beat the Ravens who are a top 2 team in the AFC

That’s why the Dolphins have no issue with going for the 4th down instead of taking a FG. Jets can’t even move the ball

We’re two drives into the game and there’s already been like twice as many ads as plays

r/ABoringDystopia

What other Locke is there

And also in the first Chiefs game when he fumbled it off his own knee.

I’m thankful for Courtland Sutton, Justin Simmons, and PS2