HEARTSTEEL have been making the rounds recently with their marketing and collaborations with popular artists, and the skins themselves have sold quite well. Most people complain about the price-to-quality ratio or clarity with modern skins, but my qualms are different:
The men are too hot.
I genuinely can’t focus on the game when someone picks a HEARTSTEEL skin. I always sense a bit of fear in the back of my mind before queueing up, a sort of Paranoia™, if you will. I decided to go top lane as Aatrox the other day and was ready for a handshake lane where we’d both farm like good top laners for 30 minutes while our team either wins or loses the game. You can imagine my shock when I saw HEARTSTEEL Sett walking towards me, with those big muscles of his. I was caught so off guard that I panicked and ran into the enemy tower, I couldn’t breathe properly and was catching my breath while walking back into lane. After repeating this pattern for 10 or so minutes, my bot lane requested a lane swap and I obliged. I could finally breathe and focus on the game, I thought to myself.
This was a mistake.
When I entered the lane, I was greeted by an Ezreal paired with an Aphelios - both wearing HEARTSTEEL skins. Those two cute boys fighting over farm while poking me sent me into a frenzy - were they perhaps fighting over me and my 0/6 bounty? I couldn’t handle it anymore, and was forced to leave the game after getting 1v2’d and dominated by those two. My unjust ranked ban for “”“griefing”“” aside, is there a way to disable skins so this won’t happen again? Thanks.
the two month period right after worlds is always the most fun
This is pretty weird my dude, if it’s a thinly veiled attempt at humour you should know this isn’t funny (sorry?)
wait til you see Kayn running at you from the walls, knocking you up, getting deep inside you, then posing before he finishes, all while a voice in his head demands he takes his shirt off
I want All Heartsteel members take a turn ( or together) at me.
I too need that K’Sante in my bedroom for, uhm, research purposes.
I guess you can say… they are a HeartSteel… badum tsssss
I thought you were talking about the item.
Which makes most of my games unplayable
Papaya_Dreaming caught posting on his alt whilst horny.
Looking through the Post and comments makes me hate that i am literate.
the two month period right after worlds is always the most fun