Not to kink shame but is this some sort of cuckold thing I’m too asexual to understand?
Nah, you aren’t supposed to have sex before marriage.
They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.
They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.
But like does a significant amount of people actually do this?
No, it was just a dumb hoax.
I knew guys who thought bjs and anal weren’t sex, so jebus would still love them
The ol’ poophole loophole.
I was hoping someone would post that
I knew before I even opened the link
What did they think sodomy meant?
Being gay.
I don’t even know if this is something that actually happens or just internet rumors…
No.
Mormon God: Damn, they got me.
Are they fucking morons? Just use a horse riding machine
Are they fucking morons
Close, they are mormons fucking
To be fair, the difference is so small you can barely tell.
the difference is so small you can barely tell
Guess you could say it’s pretty fucking close.
That’s what she said?
No, they’re mormons.
Do they quantum teleport the dick? Because insertion… involves movement?
No they dissassemble it and carry the pieces on their shoulder and reassemble it at the worksite.
Edit: sorry wrong community.
It doesn’t count if it is an accident. So they pretend that one of them lands on the other
…they would still be moving around
The earth is moving at 107226km/h, they would be moving anyway.
Ahhh, but then that’s someone else’s fault for jumping on the bed.
Next step - the poop-hole loophole!
No, not really. The person is jumping on the bed to help them out with their weird little loophole, not because they’re into watching other people fuck.
If ya gotta jump through these hilarious hoops to not feel bad about fucking, can we at least optimize?
Can’t you just soak and un-soak repeatedly? Is there a skill cool down that has to be respected to not make sky grandpa mad?
Even with a cooldown, there’s two people. Can at least hit a combo.
There’s a 5 minute cool down period between each soak, unless you purchase the atheist pack in the store, which cuts the cool down, but you run through stamina quickly.
Religion: God is all knowing, all seeing and wise.
Also religion: If you ask your friend to move you inside a vagina, god won’t know you’re fucking!
God knows but you technically didn’t break the rule
Where are these friends that would “move you inside a vagina god”?! 😱🔥❤️
Damn you!
I mean, God will forgive all sins if you pray sorry after. I think They are pretty gullible.
Sounds like a threesome with extra steps
Foursome (God watches)
The lord is watching you sinners! (He didnt say stop)
The oldest cuckold. 🤢
Extra jumps?
*fewer
As my Mormon friend said, God is like a T Rex, it can’t see you if you don’t move
😂😂😂
What religion does to people.
Somehow god is all-knowing, but forgot to consider the loopholes.
didnt some religion have a concept where since they believe god infallible, any loophole in the rules must therefore be intended, possibly as a reward for the cleverness of finding it? I forget which one that was
Pretty common among Jewish scholars.
I like the one where 4 rabbis are arguing 3-1 against each other and god tells them that the 1 guy is right and they respond with “Well that’s 2-3.”
That whole religion, especially the Kabbalah part, is super interesting to me, but it is just so dense that it’s hard to get into.
We call it the poophole loophole.
Just fuck already
Every porn I have ever watched.
Mormon - m = Moron
Mormon - m = Oro
Did you mean oron?
I can’t tell if that is a purposeful typo or not.
mormon - 5*n = Oro
Technically it’d need to be:
mormon / 2m = oron
A word isn’t a product of letters, that would made mormon = nomorm, but an ordered set, where the subtract operation gives you the first set without any element also found on the second set (in set notation A-B = A-(A intersection B)
You’re right, that would be more technically correct.
If words are an ordered set, then mormon = morn
Words are a base 27 integer. (mormon - mon) / a000 + on = moron
Perhaps…
Mormon - m + e = oreo
Windows user detected.
You’re socase-insensitive, ba-dum-tss.Oro+a-o= ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!
the remainder n needs to be accounted for
The n stands for nothing, therefore it’s invisible.
Mormon ÷ m = oro
Math ✔️’s out.
Mormon - m = m (Moron - 1)
Or… ormon… oron
Im intrigued. Is there any porn of this?
The answer to that question is always yes.
Well I’ve looked and couldn’t find anything. So I’m going to say it doesn’t exist.
It is your duty to make it then. I am expecting completion from you by the start of next week.
I’m gonna need you to go ahead and write, produce, direct, and star in this porno by close of business tomorrow.
Hahaha sometimes religious people are hilarious
brainrot
Wait, is this same logic why my fridge has a “Sabbath” setting? 🤦🏼♂️
I was just thinking it’s similar to how Jews try to trick god. At least I’m not the only one.
There is a long rabbinic tradition of arguing with each other and god. Look up The Oven of Akhnai
And the real life results of that are awesome.
What does that even mean? Does the door open itself on the hour?
It disables the ice/water dispenser, any ui elements and makes the light not turn on.
What? Your fridge can jump on beds?
And play Black Sabbath. Sweet.
Honestly, I had to ask what that seeing was for. I was further confused by the answer. 🤪
I’m a Mormon, and this just can’t be real. Sexual contact is sexual contact. How would people told to leave enough room for a Bible between them while dancing think that this would be okay?
I’m convinced this rumor exists just because people want it to be true.
Tide pods
I can’t speak for this particular practice, or for Mormons, but things like the poophole loophole and the clapper are definitely nonsense tricks to try and get one past an omniscient creator - to an outsider (in my case, one that lived in Provo for a short stint), it’s plausible.
There is a hilarious mockumentary called "Jury Duty (2023) where there is a scene like this.
Worth a watch, James Marsden is in the show as well.
Edit: Here’s a link to the scene
Soaking seems like a particularly egregious loophole.
Reminds me of some Muslim girls that only do anal so they stay a virgin.
Omg That’s disgusting! Where?
It’s definitely not just Muslims.
