The perfect way to mourn your mundane life.

  • Rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world
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    50 minutes ago

    “No meetings before 2pm”, “saying no is a superpower” yeah brill mate I’ll just say no to my boss multiple times a morning forever and absolutely won’t get fired for being difficult thanks Matt xo

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    1 hour ago

    I prefer the other Matt Gray tbh, he’s funnier and doesn’t tell me to wake up at 5:30 when I’ve just gotten to sleep…

  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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    3 hours ago

    I wake up at 5:30 because I fall asleep at 18:30. Everyone should try to live like this bro

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    4 hours ago

    The thing that’s so irritating to me isn’t the tone, isn’t the weird preaching, isn’t the push to follow on social media. What gets me (as it always does) is that assholes like this push their message as a one-size-fits-all message.

    Assholes like this always think everyone else works just like them, and it makes me crazy.

  • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    The only thought I’m connecting with at 5:30 in the fucking morning is “I’m so tired, I want to go back to sleep”.

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    7 hours ago

    By 10am? You reach 10am by step 4.

    Also number 7 contradicts 4. Phone calls can be meetings. But what do I know.

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      5 hours ago

      Those are X in boxes next to those in step four. I believe they’re saying “no phone calls, no emails and no dealing with notifications”.

  • SinkingLotus @lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    “Saying ‘no’ is a superpower, it will lead you to your true calling. Trust your instincts.”

    “Want my morning routine checklist? Follow Matt Gray”

    No. ( :

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    11 hours ago

    Funny how it’s not the worst idea but “this alone separates you from 99% of people” is like putting poison in soup and now the whole thing is ruined.

  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    4 hours ago

    mourning

    This is a sense of grief or loss, usually over the deceased.

    emails

    This is a conjugated verb. Like ‘traffic’, the noun should NEVER get an S; no matter how much Felicia says, for the same reason ‘cattles’ is wrong.

    Learn to spell when you’re going to ink it in. Respect the medium and its lack of an ‘undo’ feature.

    • chris@l.roofo.cc
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      This is a conjugated verb. Like ‘traffic’, the noun should NEVER get an S; no matter how much Felicia says, for the same reason ‘cattles’ is wrong.

      If most people use it that way it is the standard. There is no wrong or right in language. Only an aggreed upon standard in a specific group. When studying english linguistics that was one of the very early lessons. And if you like prescriptivism: I had a look at what Merriam Webster had to say and they have an example for emails as a plural.